by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 726th
The Giga Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Today the South Pacific, tomorrow the World
Kung Fuhrer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.95 billion

CapitalEnd Sieg City
LeaderKung Fuhrer

CurrencyReich Mark
AnimalPaper Bag

The Giga Reich of Ariankido is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kung Fuhrer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.95 billion Ariankidoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of End Sieg City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ariankidoan economy, worth 431 trillion Reich Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,143 Reich Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, foreign envoys that want to visit Ariankido now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ariankido's national animal is the Paper Bag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Propaganda.

Ariankido is ranked 150,626th in the world and 6,281st in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -329.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 602ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 726thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,659thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,728thMost Avoided: 1,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,039thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,156thMost Influential: 2,268thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,551stLargest Mining Sector: 2,700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,822ndLargest Black Market: 2,892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,009thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,167thMost Secular: 3,234thFattest Citizens: 3,602ndMost Conservative: 4,029thHighest Average Incomes: 4,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,764thMost Authoritarian: 7,086thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,898thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,589thLowest Crime Rates: 10,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,917thLargest Governments: 13,569thMost Armed: 14,918th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Secular: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 138th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionMost Conservative: 261st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 267th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 296th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 324th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionLargest Governments: 345th in the regionMost Armed: 366th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 386th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 508th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ariankido voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Ariankido voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, foreign envoys that want to visit Ariankido now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Ariankidoan military.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 203 » Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Saciu, Erinor, Volaworand, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Barabarom, Anachronolandia, Beepee, Xandev, Kandorith, North Winter, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Tsvetania, Japanese Federal Republic, The naked people, Lost And Found, Awjan, Darakin, United States of Vietnam, Aumeltopia, Jaxon, Concrete Slab, Darbor, Quiescent, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Escevola, Grouu, Sedunn, Kroumos, Midand, Aywhyou, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Jehenna, Mikole, Laluna Isle, Maletora, Farengeto, Birdkeeper, Stoniamera, Nankyoku Tairiku, Illinoisan, Liberated Lambergs, A leftover country, Myr Nyr, and 153 others.Sthalrim, Holy Chimerland, Deosdora, Centristvill, Wehraboos, Dalklo Bayer, Lambdaland, Salguod, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Towi Lamia, Lightmare, Isokenzar, Linguiniland, Blaash, Silberne Wache, Curlyhoward, Herbert Island, Rebel-topia, Land Without Shrimp, USNE2018, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Akindom, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Filippinas, Elveka, Nova Montron, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Drystar, Shengtie, The Two Jerseys, Great Andora, East Sakhlin, Kiasu-ism, Pastir, Theorin, Empire of the Western Woods, The United Expanse, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Whimichy, Nowa Europa, Aguatania, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ufask, Antarctic Empires, Lorora3, Pax Dracon, Seliyan progressive Islands, Havenfell, Poopisiya, Kholdan, Calistan, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, North Kanuckistan, WTP All the good names are taken, Freedoom, Utondara, Spearos, Noveos, Cuuldere, Jahass, Paranoia, Academy of Umbrellas, FreeFishers, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Wyatonians, Ostanasia, The Dragon Enclave, Republic Clovakh, GI-Land, Bergenu, Direwolf1, Choodox, Staubsaugen, Corolines, Sanden, Privatore, Crystal Creation, Avalonica, The Solar System Scope, Khazadine, Ridehale, KIROVET, Nothanksbutseriously, Mantas Meow, Revanial, European Defense Organization, Phanama, RestartAll, Madhonia, Noire Denholm, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Nusagi, Janapuri, United Qwebland, Dasko, Southern Numenor, Floofoland, North Erfton, Bentwaters, Yakutikov, Farelonia, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Drugged Monkeys, Esfalsa, Farrts, Yeldarbsland, Slenrotros, Ezeleah, Pays de Loire, St Oaks, Brendleton, Center Lisle, Paenoa, Bandorion, Braavos and Lorath, Sonnydesh, Sesteran, Qawe, Raccd, Potion Seller, Linden Oak, Arx Obex, New Lousara, North Anatnom, Lumpov Hasch, Democratic Parndia, Rosamie, Asdfghuiop, Walloonia, Agalaesia, Aneas, Jamtland-Trondelag, Three Rivia Levr, Churumduul, Uncastania, Spazzhole, Vos Dothrak, Namat Sta, Hokoan, Imperial Snasdep, Chocholand, The West Valley Mountains, Mirutania, Doomen, Upper Tyrconnel, Bluee Land, Republitank, German Hapsburg, Roavin, Eastern Nyan, Amerion, Wild Space, and Kringalia.

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