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Most Avoided: 2,440th Fattest Citizens: 2,507th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,840th
The Glorious Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Rule Britannia
Emperor Edward VIII
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Arisen Britannia

Population2.397 billion

LeaderEmperor Edward VIII
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyPound Sterling

The Glorious Empire of Arisen Britannia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Edward VIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.397 billion Britishes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Arisen Britannian economy, worth 338 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 141,271 Pound Sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 545,253 per year while the poor average 25,146, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

White-collar workers and their families are rounded up by the military and forced to relocate to the inner city (Arisen Britannia has found 1 easter egg), the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arisen Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Arisen Britannia is ranked 40,769th in the world and 28th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Highest Economic Output, with 338 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Avoided: 2,440thFattest Citizens: 2,507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,840thLargest Retail Industry: 3,327thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,653rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,462ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,675thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,784thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,849thTop
Most Conservative: 7,891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,323rdLargest Black Market: 12,705thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,722ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,791stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,095thMost Efficient Economies: 13,336thHighest Average Incomes: 14,173rdRudest Citizens: 14,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,524thMost Devout: 14,641st
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the region

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