by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 704th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 831st Most Influential: 988th
The Glorious Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Nothing matters more than happiness
El Presidente
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.222 billion

LeaderEl Presidente


The Glorious Land of Aristortia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.222 billion Aristortians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aristortian economy, worth 863 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,290 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aristortian as 'your finger, you fool', and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Aristortia's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aristortia is ranked 7,993rd in the world and 252nd in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 704thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 831stMost Influential: 988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,389thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,571stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,854thMost Inclusive: 3,919thMost Developed: 4,368thNicest Citizens: 4,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,576thMost Efficient Economies: 4,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,659thSmartest Citizens: 6,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,576thMost Cultured: 6,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,472ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,370thTop
Nudest: 8,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,053rdLargest Governments: 9,460thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,597thHealthiest Citizens: 9,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,944thHighest Average Incomes: 10,004thMost Pacifist: 10,725thHighest Drug Use: 12,465thMost Secular: 13,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,917thBest Weather: 14,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,210thHighest Economic Output: 16,519th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 111th in the regionMost Inclusive: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionNudest: 191st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 252nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 283rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 289th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 332nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 338th in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 359th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 384th in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionBest Weather: 411th in the regionMost Stationary: 482nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 531st in the region

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