by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,303rd Highest Poor Incomes: 1,325th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,775th
The JoJo of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Minsa ken Minsa (Star by Star)
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population4.212 billion

LeaderEmperor Biritui
FaithVarious Spiritualisms


The JoJo of Arpino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Biritui with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 4.212 billion Arpinogon are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arp. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Arpino economy, worth 834 trillion Damats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 198,169 Damats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, nations across the world are quick to praise Emperor Biritui's good looks and intellectual prowess, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arpino's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Various Spiritualisms.

Arpino is ranked 39,408th in the world and 1,573rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,325thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,775thMost Influential: 2,017thMost Inclusive: 2,047thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,150thLargest Governments: 2,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,242ndBest Weather: 2,351stMost Developed: 2,566thLowest Crime Rates: 2,650thMost Cultured: 2,944thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,033rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,075thHealthiest Citizens: 3,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,249thSafest: 3,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,467thMost Pacifist: 3,500thNicest Citizens: 3,574thSmartest Citizens: 3,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,753rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,344thMost Devout: 4,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,412thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,954thHighest Average Incomes: 5,927thMost Income Equality: 6,098thMost Efficient Economies: 6,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,162ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,325thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,637th
Highest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionMost Income Equality: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 235th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 402nd in the region

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