The Republic of Arrowlandia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 693 million Arrowlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cydonia. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Arrowlandian economy, worth 42.2 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,850 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, babies are a small but significant export, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arrowlandia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arrowlandia is ranked 20,704^th in the world and 72^nd in Europeia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.01 Whatever.