The Kingdom of Arstizikistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mihaly Ivanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 8.252 billion Arstizikistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madragrad. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstizikistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Royal Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,538 Royal Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and Arstizikistan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstizikistan's national animal is the Madragian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arstizikistan is ranked 15,868^th in the world and 1,039^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.34 law-abiding acts per hour.