Population | 43.551 billion |
Capital | Lumo |
Leader | Empress Sofia |
Faith | L'Eklezio Artunia |
Currency | spesmilo |
Animal | penguin |
The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Sofia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 43.551 billion Artoonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumo. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Artoonian economy, worth an astonishing 19,354 trillion spesmiloj a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 444,405 spesmiloj, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Artoonia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is L'Eklezio Artunia.
Artoonia is ranked 139,756th in the world and 3rd in The Satellite of Love for Most Stationary, with 210.43821254168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
- : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, all you have to do is pray to get into Artoonia.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker.
- : Following new legislation in Artoonia, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.