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Most Rebellious Youth: 35thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thHighest Crime Rates: 39th
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Artoonia

Population43.551 billion

CapitalLumo
LeaderEmpress Sofia
FaithL'Eklezio Artunia

Currencyspesmilo
Animalpenguin

The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Sofia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 43.551 billion Artoonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Artoonian economy, worth an astonishing 19,354 trillion spesmiloj a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 444,405 spesmiloj, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Artoonia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is L'Eklezio Artunia.

Artoonia is ranked 139,756th in the world and 3rd in The Satellite of Love for Most Stationary, with 210.43821254168 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 35thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thHighest Crime Rates: 39thMost Armed: 49thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78thLargest Publishing Industry: 79thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 81stMost Cheerful Citizens: 85thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thHighest Drug Use: 121stFattest Citizens: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 150thMost Avoided: 155thMost Cultured: 159thHighest Disposable Incomes: 179thRudest Citizens: 309thLargest Gambling Industry: 334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 432ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 506thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 533rdSmartest Citizens: 583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 586thLargest Populations: 586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 670thHighest Average Incomes: 742ndLargest Mining Sector: 997thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,085thLargest Retail Industry: 1,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,929thMost Efficient Economies: 2,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,602ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,870thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,891stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,043rdHighest Food Quality: 3,903rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,876thMost Influential: 6,092ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,554thMost Secular: 20,293rdMost Politically Free: 24,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,889th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, all you have to do is pray to get into Artoonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.

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