by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24th
The Nuhaatyc Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
No sense or purpose in their deaths.
Eminence Grise
Evil Mastermind
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population21.798 billion



The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mand'alor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.798 billion Mando'ade are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keldabe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mando'adyc economy, worth an astonishing 14,585 trillion ┼Ɐ┼paks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 669,117 ┼Ɐ┼paks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, secret police deal with secret crimes, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and the true length of the coastline of Arutiise may never be measured. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arutiise's national animal is the Nuhaatyc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dar'manda.

Arutiise is ranked 1,150th in the world and 1st in The Atheist Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,145.53 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24thLargest Black Market: 34thLowest Crime Rates: 65thLargest Information Technology Sector: 68thMost Secular: 74thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 75thMost Advanced Public Transport: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 91stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96thSmartest Citizens: 132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 136thLargest Governments: 142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 147thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thHighest Economic Output: 188thMost Developed: 285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285thMost Cultured: 310thLongest Average Lifespans: 322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 584thLargest Welfare Programs: 606thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,438thHealthiest Citizens: 1,805thMost Inclusive: 2,362ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,559thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,012thMost Influential: 5,329thLargest Mining Sector: 5,480thLargest Populations: 6,022ndMost Stationary: 6,195thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,376thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,598thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,877thMost Authoritarian: 20,074thMost Income Equality: 20,216thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,847th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

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