Population | 9.615 billion |
Capital | Arkanoviverna |
Leader | Stanislav Tyrankov |
Currency | unit |
Animal | orca |
The People's Republic of Aryax is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stanislav Tyrankov with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, cheerful population of 9.615 billion Aryaxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkanoviverna. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Aryaxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,469 trillion units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 360,794 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aryax's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aryax is ranked 19,915th in the world and 124th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,625.39223752608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Orca'.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, all the playground's a stage for Aryaxian schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, Stanislav Tyrankov's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Aryax, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.