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The Imperial Empire of Ascenon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Carrow with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.934 billion Ascenonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadia. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ascenonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,554 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 390,006 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascenon's national animal is the Mutated Lizard-Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Infinite God Dragon.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Ascenon was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Ascenonian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
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