|Leader||Grand Duke Charles Von Bernhardi XIV|
|Faith||Royal Aschenburgarian Protestantism|
|Currency||Gold Aschenburg Crown|
The Grand Royal Duchy of Aschenburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Duke Charles Von Bernhardi XIV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.616 billion Aschenburgarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ludembourg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Aschenburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,217 trillion Gold Aschenburg Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 334,622 Gold Aschenburg Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 990,541 per year while the poor average 88,788, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Gold Aschenburg Crown reserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aschenburg's national animal is the Aschenburgarian Sailfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Royal Aschenburgarian Protestantism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Gold Aschenburg Crown reserves.
- : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Aschenburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
- : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
- : Aschenburg endorsed The Commonwealth of Phanama.
- : Aschenburg endorsed The Queendom of Merevane.
- : Aschenburg was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Phanama.
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