Population | 4.229 billion |
Capital | Exonig in Apacina |
Leader | Joe Bauers |
Faith | Apacinan Legalism |
Currency | Rüich |
Animal | Benito |
The Dominion of Aschinge is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joe Bauers with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.229 billion Aschingeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exonig in Apacina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.
The Aschingean economy, worth 238 trillion Rüiches a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,391 Rüiches, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aschinge's national animal is the Benito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apacinan Legalism.
Aschinge is ranked 285,859th in the world and 2nd in The Nuzloc Pact for Most Stationary, with 4.30400418988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aschinge's influence in The Nuzloc Pact fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
- : Aschinge's influence in The Nuzloc Pact rose from "Page" to "Hermit".
- : Aschinge relocated from Lazarus to The Nuzloc Pact.
- : Aschinge was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Aschinge ceased to exist in The Nuzloc Pact.
- : Aschinge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Aschinge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Aschinge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Aschinge's influence in The Nuzloc Pact fell from "Hegemony" to "Superpower".
- : Aschinge's influence in The Nuzloc Pact rose from "Zero" to "Hegemony".