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Largest Black Market: 756th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 792nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,009th
The TEP Evolved Cartographer of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Asendavia

Population6.095 billion

CapitalStrömhärad
LeaderHjalmar XVIII
FaithAdemarism

CurrencyJade Nudo
AnimalGyoruna

The TEP Evolved Cartographer of Asendavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.095 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,502 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 786,330 per year while the poor average 68,491, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, everybody's got wood thanks to Hjalmar XVIII, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 156,740th in the world and 6,022nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 756thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,009thMost Influential: 1,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,555thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,833rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,154thMost Devout: 2,212thHighest Average Incomes: 2,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,013thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,803rdLargest Governments: 4,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,810thLargest Mining Sector: 5,928thMost Efficient Economies: 6,513thHighest Economic Output: 7,738thLowest Crime Rates: 7,781stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,028thMost Developed: 13,775thRudest Citizens: 13,874thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,805th
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Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 282nd in the regionLargest Populations: 289th in the regionRudest Citizens: 305th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 420th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 456th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 537th in the regionMost Stationary: 551st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 618th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 153 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Todd McCloud, Aelitia, The Romanum Legio, Servants of Gizmo, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Furnifold, Axdel, Davinhia, Blazing Samaritan, Urimel, Kucia, Ridann, Freedom Fascists, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, Brotherland, Galve, Lanagon, Survivoristan, Wanabe, Propwash, Goodnamesarerare, Joundia, Euricanis, Trimmania, Wizardonia, Elkenian, Roliganistan, Kaigi, Kyrloth, Republic of Monarchists, Lyontisia, Mundiferrum, Norport, Adolanta, Talitoa, Ribanzi, Danesopia, Ciggie Smallistan, H-Zhena, Bachtendekuppen, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Federated States of Zootron, Am Echad, and 103 others.Xhaco, AngusEssa, Amjedia, Artimisiare, Aristortia, Biggstonia, Airrajul, Roissyland, Broengtopia, Bullpups, Chile-Paraguay, Headpat Central, Wiranath, Fraxhemark, New Birblands, Tshana, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Mirasiro, Socialist Holy American Empire, Kampf Empire, Fedele, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Someseni, Wendelandia, Peatiktist, United Edwards, Ravendi, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Danelaw Scandinavia, Ruso-Germania, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, Izonno, Impits Menouss, Marrico, United China Nation, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Cantonese Union, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Shavara, Merlovich, Pulmonaria, Davelands, Nazagully, Gemookul, Eagas, The Anarchy Republic of Slaanesh, Yumaka, The Sacred Whale, Neruch, Shantan, Gorbastan, Yutogolan, Solarfall, Norgsveldet, Tuvaltastan, Slui, Squid Ruinosa, Gluponija, The Angel of Charity, Osterreich und Ungarn, Tigerion, Janoobi Jazair, Taya Dust, Just Vale 2, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Stellar Colonies, The Buckeye States, VW53Aland, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Sadinata, TheRuthenians, BearStackof2015, Astroa, Justice-Becoming, Poiston, VoyKovie, Kilkire, Kralovstvi Slunce, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Funkadelia, Greater Felter, The New Wisconsin Empire, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, Rhealaliit, The Cture, The Grecoroman republic, Plazland, and Cyant.

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