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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thMost Influential: 342ndLargest Black Market: 637th
The Vizier of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.139 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.139 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,111 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 235,173rd in the world and 7,636th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thMost Influential: 342ndLargest Black Market: 637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,326thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,670thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,930thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,330thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,510thMost Devout: 2,566thHighest Average Incomes: 2,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,827thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,195thLargest Governments: 4,451stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,696thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,859thHighest Economic Output: 5,281stMost Efficient Economies: 6,460thRudest Citizens: 6,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,885thLowest Crime Rates: 7,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,363rdMost Developed: 7,984thLargest Mining Sector: 8,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,915thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,631stSmartest Citizens: 14,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,807thMost Stationary: 18,569th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionRudest Citizens: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 240th in the regionMost Developed: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 266th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 465th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 789th in the region

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