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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stMost Influential: 277thLargest Black Market: 623rd
The Vizier of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
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Political Freedom

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Population8.658 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.658 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,848 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 152,402nd in the world and 6,025th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stMost Influential: 277thLargest Black Market: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,286thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,392ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,932ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,118thMost Devout: 2,347thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,357thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,733rdLargest Governments: 4,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,466thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,159thLargest Mining Sector: 5,326thHighest Economic Output: 5,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,373rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,027thRudest Citizens: 7,713thMost Developed: 7,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,497thHealthiest Citizens: 10,322ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,951stSmartest Citizens: 14,460thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,732nd
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 128th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 224th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 246th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Stationary: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 357th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 384th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 657th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 802nd in the region

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