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Rudest Citizens: 500thHighest Crime Rates: 768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 938th
The Free Queendom of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Do what you will, as shall I
Michelle Zanerous
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Aslaclestia

Population7.625 billion

CapitalAlvenia
LeaderMichelle Zanerous
FaithMichellism

CurrencyAslaclestite Mark
AnimalSperm whale

The Free Queendom of Aslaclestia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michelle Zanerous with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.625 billion Aslaclestites are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The powerhouse Aslaclestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Aslaclestite Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 206,759 Aslaclestite Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,750 per year while the poor average 40,460, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aslaclestia's national animal is the Sperm whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Michellism.

Aslaclestia is ranked 260,958th in the world and 24th in Gay Equality for Most Stationary, with 14.50792127048 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 500thHighest Crime Rates: 768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 938thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,405thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,606thLargest Retail Industry: 2,294thFattest Citizens: 2,565thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,877thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,920thMost Cultured: 4,017thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,781stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,274thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,317thSmartest Citizens: 7,435thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,062ndMost Secular: 8,155thHighest Average Incomes: 9,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,906thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,219thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,480thNudest: 13,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,682ndMost Armed: 13,979thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,144thHighest Economic Output: 16,782ndLargest Black Market: 29,705th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Aslaclestia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.

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