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Most Secular: 745th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 813th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,033rd
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
All hail the Queen
Queen-Empress Michelle Zanerous
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aslaclestia

Population4.505 billion

CapitalAlvenia
LeaderQueen-Empress Michelle Zanerous
FaithMichellism

CurrencyAslaclestite Mark
AnimalSperm whale

The Queendom of Aslaclestia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Michelle Zanerous with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.505 billion Aslaclestites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvenia. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aslaclestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Aslaclestite Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,134 Aslaclestite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is totally unknown. Aslaclestia's national animal is the Sperm whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Michellism.

Aslaclestia is ranked 66,526th in the world and 19th in Gay Equality for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Secular: 745thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 813thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,520thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,065thHighest Average Incomes: 2,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,271stMost Developed: 2,512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,657thMost Cultured: 3,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,210thSmartest Citizens: 3,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,507thLargest Governments: 3,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,243rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,390thNudest: 4,521stLargest Retail Industry: 4,613thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,730thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,983rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,298thLowest Crime Rates: 7,907thMost Efficient Economies: 8,294thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,745thHighest Drug Use: 13,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,251stRudest Citizens: 14,448th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Aslaclestia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Aslaclestia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Aslaclestia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.

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