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Rudest Citizens: 126thMost Armed: 438thHighest Crime Rates: 519th
The Minarchist State of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Treat your trade partner as your brother
Michelle Zanerous
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Aslaclestia

Population6.122 billion

CapitalAlvenia
LeaderMichelle Zanerous
FaithMichellism

CurrencyAslaclestite Mark
AnimalSperm whale

The Minarchist State of Aslaclestia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Michelle Zanerous with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.122 billion Aslaclestites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvenia. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Aslaclestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion Aslaclestite Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 190,571 Aslaclestite Marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,267,321 per year while the poor average 10,934, a ratio of 115 to 1.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms, the children of Aslaclestia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and warning signs caution Aslaclestites where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aslaclestia's national animal is the Sperm whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Michellism.

Aslaclestia is ranked 7,217th in the world and 5th in United League of Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 190,571.81 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 126thMost Armed: 438thHighest Crime Rates: 519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 812thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 814thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,488thFattest Citizens: 1,525thLargest Retail Industry: 1,761stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,893rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,996thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,609thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,847thMost Cultured: 3,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,196thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,018thSmartest Citizens: 6,503rdNudest: 6,547thMost Secular: 7,031stHighest Average Incomes: 7,217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,935thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,546thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,756thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,992ndMost Pro-Market: 11,329thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,774thHighest Drug Use: 12,825thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,720thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,882ndHighest Economic Output: 14,252ndMost Politically Free: 14,887th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, warning signs caution Aslaclestites where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the children of Aslaclestia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Aslaclestia's influence in United League of Nations rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Aslaclestia's influence in United League of Nations rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms.
  • : Aslaclestia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Aslaclestia's influence in United League of Nations rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslaclestia, the news is showing footage of Michelle Zanerous bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Aslaclestia's influence in United League of Nations rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".

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