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Asmira Central

Population6.16 billion

CapitalThe Central Cob House
LeaderFaerie Princess Clarissa Sparkles
FaithIslam

Currencygoldpiece
AnimalRing-tailed Lemur

The Community of Asmira Central is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Faerie Princess Clarissa Sparkles with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, devout population of 6.16 billion Asmirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Administration, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Central Cob House. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Asmira Centralian economy, worth 237 trillion goldpieces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,495 goldpieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, the tenet of free speech is held dear, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Asmira Centralian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asmira Central's national animal is the Ring-tailed Lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Asmira Central is ranked 201,789th in the world and 391st in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asmira Central was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Asmira Centralian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Asmira Central was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, books are so highly regarded in Asmira Central that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Asmira Central, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.

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