Population | 16.727 billion |
Currency | titty tassel |
Animal | snake |
The Armed Republic of Asplundh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 16.727 billion Asplundhians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Asplundhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion titty tassels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,084 titty tassels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime is well under control. Asplundh's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Asplundh is ranked 6,996th in the world and 57th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 2,800.2433120098 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Community of Manneo Varo.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Imperial State of Samonaemia.
- : Asplundh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Soulgodian Commonwealth of Zebastani.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Empire of Krystalveil.
- : Asplundh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Asplundh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 38 » The Soylent Green Party, Anollasia, Karlando, Dustwind, Seantonia, Wysrod, Free Land of Rebellium, Medetas, Evertopia, Namakan, Katitania, Faradova, Grimmywelsh, Macrasetia, Kaprein, Ilfarasia, Puffandria, Greater Theowherveld, Jaegerpondonia, Killettland, Wischland, The Democratic State Of Josora, Aquachromia, Alski, Mesyeti, Dreyas, Republic of Libriano, Astrobolt, Greater Sus, The Galactic American Imperium, Sillitopia, United States of Island land, Greater Granskiye, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Samonaemia, Manneo Varo, and Zeklandia.