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Most Influential: 1,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,273rd
The Armed Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
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Civil Rights
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Asplundh

Population16.727 billion

Currencytitty tassel
Animalsnake

The Armed Republic of Asplundh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 16.727 billion Asplundhians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asplundhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion titty tassels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,084 titty tassels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime is well under control. Asplundh's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asplundh is ranked 6,996th in the world and 57th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 2,800.2433120098 days.

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Most Influential: 1,943rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,273rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,967thMost Stationary: 6,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,674thBest Weather: 9,952ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,300thHighest Economic Output: 12,710thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,807thMost Cultured: 13,939thLargest Black Market: 14,160thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,242ndMost Developed: 16,052ndHighest Food Quality: 16,372ndNudest: 16,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,678thMost Inclusive: 20,184thLargest Populations: 22,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,393rdMost Secular: 23,699thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,163rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the region

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