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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,775thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,462nd
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Assamland

Population596 million

CapitalNew Amsterdam

CurrencyGulden
Animalbear

The Republic of Assamland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 596 million Assamlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Assamlandian economy, worth 60.1 trillion Guldens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,922 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assamland's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Assamland is ranked 22,068th in the world and 35th in International Democratic Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,107.56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,150thMost Cultured: 13,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,340thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,038thMost Influential: 17,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,855thSmartest Citizens: 19,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,232nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Assamland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Assamland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Assamland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Assamland, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.

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