The Federal Republic of Asucki is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Sean Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.811 billion Asuckians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,299 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, cloning has been banned, chickens roam the streets freely, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Asucki's national animal is the mourning dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Asucki is ranked 293,513^th in the world and 32^nd in Teremara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.59 law-abiding acts per hour.