The Empire of Asyncrita is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.689 billion Asyncritans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The strong Asyncritan economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion persian currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,454 persian currencies, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, military spending recently hit a new high, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asyncrita's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Asyncrita is ranked 145,938^th in the world and 8^th in Bus Stop for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.36 law-abiding acts per hour.