The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.496 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 7,221 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 412,759 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, "Kyria Pinkfields got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and Kyria Pinkfields can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 185^th in the world and 9^th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 376.73 quips per hour.