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Most Inclusive: 20thHighest Food Quality: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd
The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
There is no life, without fun
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Auceanznia

Population17.496 billion

CapitalSixcitia
LeaderKyria Pinkfields
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalSquid

The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.496 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 7,221 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 412,759 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, "Kyria Pinkfields got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and Kyria Pinkfields can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 185th in the world and 9th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 376.73 quips per hour.

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Most Inclusive: 20thHighest Food Quality: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rdNicest Citizens: 36thMost Pacifist: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 63rdMost Beautiful Environments: 65thHighest Average Tax Rates: 72ndMost Cultured: 73rdMost Developed: 73rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74thLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndLargest Welfare Programs: 85thHealthiest Citizens: 93rdLargest Governments: 97thBest Weather: 104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 110thMost Cheerful Citizens: 125thMost Efficient Economies: 135thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rdMost Secular: 157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 161stSafest: 162ndMost Advanced Public Education: 176thSmartest Citizens: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 189thHighest Poor Incomes: 211thLeast Corrupt Governments: 259thLargest Publishing Industry: 386thLowest Crime Rates: 482ndHighest Average Incomes: 850thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,054thHighest Economic Output: 1,299thRudest Citizens: 1,650thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,391stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,865thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,936thLargest Populations: 15,841stMost Patriotic: 16,968thMost Influential: 24,947th
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 162nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 306th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 408th in the regionMost Stationary: 438th in the regionMost Income Equality: 439th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 452nd in the regionMost Influential: 507th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 581st in the regionNudest: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, Kyria Pinkfields can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, "Kyria Pinkfields got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, Kyria Pinkfields's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, Kyria Pinkfields can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.

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