The Fauzjhian Provincia of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyria Pink with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.375 billion Aucaizanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aucaizanznian economy, worth a remarkable 5,267 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,461 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and hospitals in Auceanznia are too busy serving the needs of the Rejected Realms to see Aucaizanznians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 241,658^th in the world and 6,579^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -53.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.