The Laborist Federacy of Auflenkia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.389 billion Laborians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Terrunius. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Laborian economy, worth 441 trillion Work Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,972 Work Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auflenkia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auflenkia is ranked 73,167^th in the world and 3^rd in Axiom Supercluster for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.59 law-abiding acts per hour.