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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd Most Influential: 158th Best Weather: 14,006th
The 🍪 Biscuit Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Eat Biscuits and Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.498 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism


The 🍪 Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.498 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Aumeltopian economy, worth 140 trillion biscuits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,494 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 94,575th in the world and 3,793rd in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 890.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Influential: 158thTop
Best Weather: 14,006thMost Stationary: 15,741st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 290th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 436th in the regionBest Weather: 444th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 546th in the regionMost Politically Free: 554th in the region

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WA update pending: Nation has 575 verified endorsements.

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