by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 420th Most Influential: 712th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,150th
The I'm Going To Lose Again of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
You had better vote for me this time!
The Glorious Local Council Candidate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.945 billion

LeaderThe Glorious Local Council Candidate


The I'm Going To Lose Again of Auphelia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Glorious Local Council Candidate with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.945 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 581 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 147,378 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 72,166th in the world and 3,355th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 420thMost Influential: 712thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,700thMost Inclusive: 5,125thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,378thNicest Citizens: 5,543rdMost Cultured: 5,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,480thMost Developed: 7,143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,218thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,364thHealthiest Citizens: 7,381stBest Weather: 7,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,651stMost Pacifist: 7,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,276thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,739thNudest: 8,872ndSmartest Citizens: 9,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,780thHighest Average Incomes: 13,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,299thLargest Retail Industry: 16,509th
Most Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 108th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 179th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 186th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 191st in the regionNicest Citizens: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 222nd in the regionNudest: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionBest Weather: 240th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Pacifist: 271st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 278th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 318th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 370th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 434th in the regionLargest Governments: 482nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionLargest Populations: 534th in the regionMost Stationary: 549th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 576th in the regionMost Politically Free: 602nd in the region

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