Population | 20.106 billion |
Capital | Auravel |
Leader | Dawn |
Faith | the Godiva Decree |
Currency | silver realm |
Animal | pixie |
The Realm of Auravel is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dawn with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.106 billion Aurans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auravel. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Auravelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,018 trillion silver realms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,888 silver realms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In a baffling press conference Dawn proudly dismantled a broken door, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and the pixie has a hungry look. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Auravel's national animal is the pixie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Godiva Decree.
Auravel is ranked 18,975th in the world and 2nd in The Organization of Cultured Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,654.84336451068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, the pixie has a hungry look.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, in a baffling press conference Dawn proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, Dawn can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Auravel, visiting the best Auravelian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.