by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446th Most Influential: 743rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,465th
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Coming down hard like rain
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Population3.369 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.369 billion Ausnakulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 351 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,230 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ausnakulia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 156,482nd in the world and 7,969th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Influential: 743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,465thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,833rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,947thBest Weather: 2,097thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,140thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,150thNicest Citizens: 2,151stMost Inclusive: 2,631stSafest: 2,678thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,007thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,795thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,924thLowest Crime Rates: 6,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,939thMost Income Equality: 7,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,512thMost Cultured: 7,721stHealthiest Citizens: 7,916thTop
Largest Governments: 8,945thMost Developed: 9,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,708thMost Secular: 9,805thSmartest Citizens: 11,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,365th
Largest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 104th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 111th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 134th in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 228th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 326th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 360th in the regionMost Income Equality: 364th in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Secular: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionMost Developed: 562nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 633rd in the regionMost Stationary: 665th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 694th in the regionNudest: 742nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 815th in the region

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