by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 708thMost Influential: 1,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,219th
The Matriarchy of
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Coming down hard like rain
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Population7.318 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.318 billion Ausnakulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 793 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,395 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, graffiti graces every city's streets, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 217,665th in the world and 8,120th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -171.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 708thMost Influential: 1,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,409thMost Pacifist: 1,590thBest Weather: 1,666thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,907thNicest Citizens: 2,014thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,362ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,305thSafest: 5,811thMost Developed: 5,816thHealthiest Citizens: 5,876thMost Cultured: 5,921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,462ndLargest Governments: 7,833rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,995thSmartest Citizens: 8,913thLowest Crime Rates: 9,471stMost Secular: 11,232ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,080thMost Income Equality: 18,799thMost Efficient Economies: 21,208thHighest Economic Output: 24,035th
Largest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 102nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionNicest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 219th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 306th in the regionSafest: 334th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Developed: 357th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 395th in the regionLargest Governments: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 422nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 467th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 481st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 491st in the regionNudest: 504th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 748th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 795th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 856th in the regionLargest Populations: 888th in the regionMost Income Equality: 897th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 926th in the region

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