by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 743rdMost Influential: 1,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,254th
The Matriarchy of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Coming down hard like rain
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Population6.091 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.091 billion Ausnakulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 679 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,610 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 10,543rd in the world and 575th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,566.68 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 743rdMost Influential: 1,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,254thMost Pacifist: 1,362ndBest Weather: 1,733rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,794thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,831stNicest Citizens: 1,904thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,374thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,495thSafest: 2,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,739thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,535thHealthiest Citizens: 5,877thMost Developed: 5,890thMost Cultured: 6,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,213thLowest Crime Rates: 6,253rdLargest Governments: 7,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,062ndSmartest Citizens: 8,891stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,543rdMost Secular: 11,001stTop
Most Income Equality: 14,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,791stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,455th
Largest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 181st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 273rd in the regionMost Cultured: 302nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 308th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 347th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 369th in the regionMost Influential: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 503rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 514th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 575th in the regionMost Secular: 583rd in the regionNudest: 620th in the regionMost Income Equality: 717th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 811th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 830th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 831st in the regionLargest Populations: 874th in the region

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