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Most Armed: 4,170thMost Devout: 6,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,067th
The Holy Catholic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Friendship is Magic!
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Austria-Iran

Population1.752 billion

CapitalCanterlot
LeaderPrincess Celestia
FaithThe Church of Ponies

Currencybitcoin
Animalhorse

The Holy Catholic Empire of Austria-Iran is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Celestia with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.752 billion Ponies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pony economy, worth 238 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,931 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, there's no representation without taxation, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria-Iran's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Ponies.

Austria-Iran is ranked 53,007th in the world and 1st in My Little Pony Equestria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,057.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 4,170thMost Devout: 6,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,067thLargest Retail Industry: 9,988thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,603rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,608thLargest Black Market: 13,850thMost Cultured: 13,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,669thMost Efficient Economies: 16,460thHighest Average Incomes: 16,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,100thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,198thMost Developed: 18,128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,759th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Austria-Iran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, chocolate in Austria-Iran has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.
  • : Austria-Iran's influence in My Little Pony Equestria rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Austria-Iran, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.

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