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Rudest Citizens: 4,308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,849thLargest Retail Industry: 5,896th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Unity Through Diversity
President of Northern Utopia
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.426 billion

LeaderPresident John Williams


The Republic of AusValia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President John Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.426 billion AusValians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamestown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AusValian economy, worth 294 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,342 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,313 per year while the poor average 29,446, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the space program has been reduced to President John Williams's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and large areas of AusValia are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AusValia's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AusValia is ranked 125,735th in the world and 32nd in Northern Utopia for Most Avoided, scoring 1.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 4,308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,849thLargest Retail Industry: 5,896thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,377thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,734thMost Secular: 8,675thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,086thMost Influential: 12,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,555thMost Developed: 16,725th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Grenopia, Kjanu, and Hurona.

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