by Max Barry

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Automagfreek was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 83
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 112th Highest Economic Output: 143rd
The New Gothic Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We Are Many, Among So Very Few
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population36.223 billion

CapitalULE City
LeaderLord Damien Dreadfire II


The New Gothic Empire of Automagfreek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Damien Dreadfire II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.223 billion Freeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ULE City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freekish economy, worth an astonishing 14,806 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,749 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, Lord Damien Dreadfire II has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Automagfreek's national animal is the Piranha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Vanmakt.

Automagfreek is ranked 7,976th in the world and 5th in Gholgoth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 105.15 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112thHighest Economic Output: 143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stLargest Mining Sector: 173rdLargest Populations: 179thMost Efficient Economies: 185thSafest: 231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 259thMost Stationary: 264thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 418thLargest Governments: 513thHighest Average Incomes: 590thMost Armed: 600thMost Avoided: 886thLargest Publishing Industry: 915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,208thLowest Crime Rates: 1,697thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,359thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,583rdSmartest Citizens: 2,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,117thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,014thMost Influential: 4,815thFattest Citizens: 6,130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,281stMost Developed: 7,155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,976thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,682ndNudest: 13,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,969thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,296th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

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