The City of Auxerre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.603 billion Auxerroises enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auxerre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Auxerrois economy, worth 886 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,153 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,855 per year while the poor average 14,586, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, Auxerre has designated Auxerre as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Auxerre in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Auxerre's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Auxerre's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Auxerre is ranked 183,519^th in the world and 38^th in Cities for Most Pacifist, with 56.36 cheeks turned per day.