by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 1,284thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,077th
The Nerdy 🤓 Countryhuman Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Nerd 🤓 Commander is watching you!
Nerd Commander
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population928 million

LeaderNerd Commander


The Nerdy 🤓 Countryhuman Empire of Avacquer is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Nerd Commander with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 928 million Avacquerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Combleux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Avacqueran economy, worth 113 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,275 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,696 per year while the poor average 14,938, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, home renovation projects take decades to complete, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avacquer's national animal is the sunbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Avacquer is ranked 252,118th in the world and 9,668th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 32.48 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Primitive: 1,284thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,077thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,354thMost Devout: 3,571stMost Influential: 3,876thMost Patriotic: 4,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,635thMost Armed: 4,670thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,097thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,101stMost Avoided: 7,365thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,505thLargest Mining Sector: 10,394thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,070thMost Conservative: 15,284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,117thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,164thMost Authoritarian: 22,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 25,061stMost Cultured: 25,089th
Most Primitive: 35th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 104th in the regionMost Patriotic: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionMost Avoided: 166th in the regionLargest Black Market: 187th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 419th in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 488th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 591st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 635th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 714th in the regionMost Cultured: 775th in the regionMost Conservative: 779th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 856th in the regionLargest Governments: 872nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 905th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Avacquer endorsed The Federation of East Papas Fritas.
  • : Avacquer was endorsed by The Federation of East Papas Fritas.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Avacquer, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Tepertopia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Cereskia 2, Land Without Shrimp, Holota, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Ever Testing, PenguinPies, Bonobiana, Kringalia, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Sedunn, Chernaya Zvezda, Arscanesia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Achemar, Yaravia, Treir, Beblahbleblo, Corgitopiaa, Drystar, Wehraboos, Andinla, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Bear Connors Paradiso, Holy Free, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsunamy, Amerion, Walloonia, Ipugao, Venezia Pacifica, Goom Bay, Shefino, Yellunstryer, Concrete Slab, Bod Wareenaland, Esterwood, The Haughtherlands, North Pernambuco, Tyflugian, Fake vietnam, PsiCorps, Darakin, New American Dictatorship, Fritata, Prairiegrass, and 59 others.Erstavik, Unojo, Froshar, Curlyhoward, Albeville, Kiasu-ism, A Place Somewhere, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Greater Planestic, Privatore, Leimarite Empire, Abarri, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Calistan, Centristvill, Nowa Europa, Volaworand, Kanatian Percocet, Saint Roberts, Brazilian impero2, Moreana, Great Lothian, Hadrex, Allo Islan Knius, Uvalor, Khal Papax, Blondiesland, Rebel-topia, Tyrantistica, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Of the european socialist republics, Rectionk, Eae, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, Driodal, Dupanda, Taigama, Gennaretia, Rhetiaa, Petea, Eggraria, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Nouvel Empire, Sureiya, Winlah, Blucroix, Willing Mind, Sapoe, Lile Ulie Islands, Evinea, MaPetiteFille, Bistritza, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, MGBOH, Los Rodeos, and East Papas Fritas.