The Nerdy 🤓 Countryhuman Empire of Avacquer is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Nerd Commander with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 928 million Avacquerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Combleux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Avacqueran economy, worth 113 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,275 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,696 per year while the poor average 14,938, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, home renovation projects take decades to complete, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avacquer's national animal is the sunbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Avacquer is ranked 252,118^th in the world and 9,668^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 32.48 percentage of bribes refused.