The Republica egalitaristă of AVALOHIA is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alin Avaloh with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 2.391 billion AVALOHIAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinborger. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The AVALOHIAian economy, worth 118 trillion pisica avalohianas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 49,625 pisica avalohianas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and getting a blood transfusion from an AVALOHIAian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AVALOHIA's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crestinism.

AVALOHIA is ranked 162,665^th in the world and 5,854^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -74.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.