by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,082nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457th Most Influential: 1,834th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We Will Endure
Jevu'xie ge Restuvia
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.817 billion

LeaderJevu'xie ge Restuvia


The Democratic Republic of Avalonica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jevu'xie ge Restuvia with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.817 billion Avalonicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avalonican economy, worth 297 trillion valons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 163,774 valons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Avalonicans's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalonica's national animal is the yechrin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Avalonica is ranked 150,935th in the world and 6,299th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -331.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457thTop
Most Influential: 1,834thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,860thNicest Citizens: 2,011thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,368thMost Inclusive: 3,650thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,743rdMost Pacifist: 4,281stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,484thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,780thSafest: 4,932ndMost Cultured: 5,017thMost Developed: 5,376thBest Weather: 6,300thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,500thHealthiest Citizens: 6,965thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,644thLowest Crime Rates: 7,709thSmartest Citizens: 8,024thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,169thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,048thLargest Governments: 9,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,879thHighest Average Incomes: 10,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,649thMost Efficient Economies: 10,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,696th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 128th in the regionMost Cultured: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Pacifist: 146th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 221st in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 277th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 285th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 545th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 562nd in the regionMost Average: 574th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Avalonica, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Avalonicans's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalonica, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalonica, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalonica, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Avalonica was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Avalonica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Avalonica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Avalonica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Following new legislation in Avalonica, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalonica, Avalon's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Quiescent, Darakin, Hanguk-Nippon, Erinor, Larenien, Luddinlande, Escevola, Tsunamy, Jehenna, Rebel-topia, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Farengeto, Aidenfieeld, Lotadia, Solainsula, Moreana, Seliyan progressive Islands, Aywhyou, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Poopisiya, Sandaoguo, Volaworand, Paranoia, Runsiya, Sedunn, Bandorion, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Pamela And Hepatitis, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Linguiniland, Rhetiaa, Tsvetania, Saciu, Drugged Monkeys, New Briantown, Jaxon, Lost And Found, Bentwaters, Nowa Europa, Yellunstryer, Kringalia, Hasilberg, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, and 66 others.Beepee, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, UnShleepd, Esfalsa, Silberne Wache, Elveka, Aguatania, Lester Crest, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Vincent Field, Macrothea, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Anachronolandia, Noveos, Grouu, Barabarom, Whimichy, Kandorith, Lambdaland, Xandev, USNE2018, Kroumos, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Mikole, Darbor, Maletora, Akindom, Abarri, Nankyoku Tairiku, Land Without Shrimp, Empire of the Western Woods, Jahass, Academy of Umbrellas, The Filippinas, The Dragon Enclave, Wehraboos, Republic Clovakh, North Catimestistrianes, Wyatonians, Ostanasia, Ariankido, Dasko, Freedoom, Eritis, Slenrotros, New Lousara, North Erfton, Churumduul, Agalaesia, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Chocholand, German Hapsburg, Novagentum, Mew Nation, Nixtodea, Roavin, Qawe, Amerion, Wild Space, and Great Africans.

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