The Armed Republic of Averity is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 697 million Averityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nummi pecunia. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The powerhouse Averityian economy, worth 63.9 trillion Kuwaiti dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 91,617 Kuwaiti dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, immigrants who don't like the taste of Averityian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Averity's national animal is the white tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Averity is ranked 211,890^th in the world and 7^th in Capitalist Block for Most Primitive, scoring -142.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.