The Parish of Avoyelles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.68 billion Avoyellese are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marksville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The very strong Avoyellese economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 54,790 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,372 per year while the poor average 13,901, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Avoyelles has designated Marksville as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Avoyelles's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Avoyelles in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Avoyelles's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Avoyelles is ranked 272,728^th in the world and 16^th in County for Nudest, with 47.25 cheeks per square mile.