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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 627th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,104th Nicest Citizens: 1,173rd
The Lambda Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Our freedom shall be set in stone
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population2.706 billion

LeaderZuck Markerberg

CurrencyNew Aweland Dollar
Animaldodo bird

The Lambda Republic of Aweland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zuck Markerberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.706 billion Awelets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cosmopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Awelandic economy, worth 521 trillion New Aweland Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,808 New Aweland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, escalators are avoided at all costs, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. Aweland's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aweland is ranked 1,360th in the world and 81st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,104thNicest Citizens: 1,173rdMost Influential: 1,177thBest Weather: 1,201stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,254thHighest Drug Use: 1,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,340thMost Inclusive: 1,358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,371stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,592ndMost Developed: 1,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,709thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,971stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,485thMost Pacifist: 2,502ndSmartest Citizens: 2,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,835thLargest Governments: 2,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,160thSafest: 4,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,240thMost Extreme: 4,584thMost Cultured: 4,858thMost Politically Free: 4,906thMost Income Equality: 5,266thHealthiest Citizens: 5,296thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,358thHighest Average Incomes: 6,433rdNudest: 6,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,315thLowest Crime Rates: 8,560thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,970thMost Secular: 12,986th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Politically Free: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionMost Extreme: 79th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 97th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Pacifist: 151st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 157th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 158th in the regionNudest: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionSafest: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 275th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 300th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Income Equality: 318th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 425th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 467th in the regionMost Influential: 498th in the regionMost Secular: 669th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 884th in the region

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