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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19thMost Advanced Public Education: 349thLargest Retail Industry: 548th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
From One, One!
First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Axixic

Population9.41 billion

CapitalWastedAway
LeaderFirst Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Dollar
AnimalMountain Goat

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.41 billion Axixicites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,162 Axixican Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 170,256th in the world and 5,971st in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19thMost Advanced Public Education: 349thLargest Retail Industry: 548thMost Subsidized Industry: 644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 695thLargest Black Market: 779thFattest Citizens: 1,208thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,363rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,646thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,784thMost Influential: 1,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,216thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,930thMost Efficient Economies: 3,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,604thNudest: 5,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,042ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,528thHighest Average Incomes: 5,955thLargest Governments: 6,109thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,327thLowest Crime Rates: 7,151stHighest Economic Output: 7,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,760thTop
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Most Secular: 10,688thRudest Citizens: 15,352nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 147th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 189th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 222nd in the regionNudest: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 299th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 331st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 343rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 367th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 437th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 471st in the regionRudest Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Secular: 589th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Recycling".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Axixician as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 122 » Praenestia, Claraxia, Marcellinople, Aigania, Meat Sandwich, Kan Po, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Ni Hon, General Mike, The New California Republic, Margandy, Nargorthia, Courlany, Treadwellia, Aflana, Killer Kitty, Bobs raider puppet, Saundie, Pherttsylvania, Aleckandor, New Rogernomics, Wilhelmsborough, Hycronesia, Aaecilia, Othan, Sophisica, SunnyPhiladelphia, The Rin Mang, Caybow, Winx club, Sombrassino, Sharps inc, Mzeusia, Cyrilla, Emperor PJ, The Celestial Lands, Li Ka Shing Administrative Region, Hickerbilly, Greygard, Burning Pants, Steel Vagabonds, Denado, Port Flynt, Middle Ketalia, Wishper, Sireco, Rommanda, Ireland Isles, Astalen, Leton, and 72 others.Lingord, Snoodum, Auralon, Perchan, ErgTrini, Mainze, Russiane, Lazarene Ryccia, Lake Flotillas, Volac, Guiness Freaks, Capercom, The Great Shepherds, Xracona, Darkium, Dracovis, Ecchi Unlimited, The Daedric Lords, Nova Zemlya, The Salvation States, Kunigund, The Illusian Empire, Grand Place, Turkish-Ottoman, The Sigometh Dynasty, Serlanda, Shangri-La Valley, Richtera, Custadia, LithuaniCon, Frankish Peoples, Baelju, Germansberg, Arkanik, Mussoliniburg, Bravenewworld, Greater Hopeville, Snipeower, Alopecia Totalis, Laporter, Northern Rosary Isles, East Wake Island, Fissure Town, Luilamuin, Quintes, Northern Westwald, Treat-Seeking Missiles, Chickensland, Cossack Peoples, Loftegen 3, Yocat, Aegis-5, Fluffiness, Leonism, Wencee, Surd, Aguaria Major, Halliway, Debussy, Pennsylvania-Downingtown, Neo-Cambria, Sneyland, Souichis Selfish Nation, Makdon, Inceptio, So-ong, GreatMinds, Ioboriya, Berdmayun, Peoples Republic of zanzablanzabar, Sveta Makreshanska Kraljevina, and Temmi.

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