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Most Valuable International Artwork: 90thMost Subsidized Industry: 233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 286th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
From One, One!
First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
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Economy
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Axixic

Population10.709 billion

CapitalWastedAway
LeaderFirst Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Dollar
AnimalMountain Goat

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.709 billion Axixicites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 232,320 Axixican Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,134 per year while the poor average 58,304, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Mountain Goat Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 202,542nd in the world and 7,373rd in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 90thMost Subsidized Industry: 233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478thLargest Black Market: 653rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,257thFattest Citizens: 1,449thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,881stMost Efficient Economies: 2,092ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,321stMost Influential: 2,420thRudest Citizens: 2,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,392ndMost Devout: 3,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,768thLargest Governments: 4,022ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,475thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,566thHighest Economic Output: 5,730thLowest Crime Rates: 6,245thNudest: 6,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,636thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,056th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Devout: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 217th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 273rd in the regionNudest: 351st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 362nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 513th in the regionMost Stationary: 718th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 782nd in the regionLargest Populations: 819th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 843rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Mountain Goat Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Axixic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, WastedAway Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Axixic endorsed The Layaqua of Pioneer Pool.

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