|Leader||First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic|
|Faith||Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism|
The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.709 billion Axixicites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 232,320 Axixican Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,134 per year while the poor average 58,304, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.
Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Mountain Goat Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Mountain Goat Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Axixic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, WastedAway Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
- : Axixic endorsed The Layaqua of Pioneer Pool.
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