|Leader||First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic|
|Faith||Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism|
The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.41 billion Axixicites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,162 Axixican Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
- : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Recycling".
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Axixician as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
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