The Hacsolotl of Axolotl Land is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Maaripcoous III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.615 billion Sotlites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaaripltii. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axolotl Landian economy, worth 792 trillion Lotl Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,793 Lotl Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. Crime is relatively low. Axolotl Land's national animal is the Axolotl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Islam.

Axolotl Land is ranked 186,934^th in the world and 61^st in Thegye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.85 law-abiding acts per hour.