by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 619thMost Influential: 866thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,713th
The Drunken Dance Party of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi
Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
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Population4.817 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.817 billion Aywhyouans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 653 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,617 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and most ambassadors from Aywhyou retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 3,745th in the world and 99th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,064.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 619thMost Influential: 866thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,713thMost Inclusive: 1,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,905thNicest Citizens: 1,954thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,112thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,615thMost Pacifist: 2,988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,662ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,829thBest Weather: 4,455thMost Cultured: 4,506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,955thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,625thSafest: 5,725thMost Developed: 5,830thLargest Governments: 7,106thSmartest Citizens: 7,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,671stNudest: 9,974thMost Efficient Economies: 10,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,102ndTop
Most Secular: 11,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,499thHealthiest Citizens: 15,827thHighest Average Incomes: 17,331stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,868thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,216thMost Stationary: 21,635th
Least Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionNicest Citizens: 68th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionMost Pacifist: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 152nd in the regionBest Weather: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 184th in the regionSafest: 199th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 306th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionNudest: 317th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 375th in the regionMost Secular: 399th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 425th in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 449th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 489th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 524th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 535th in the regionLargest Populations: 593rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 599th in the region

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