by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 584thMost Influential: 786thMost Inclusive: 1,736th
The Drunken Dance Party of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi
Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.332 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.332 billion Aywhyouans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 588 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,812 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, third world countries are rich in "I Love Westereasterland" t-shirts, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 5,942nd in the world and 183rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.75 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 584thMost Influential: 786thMost Inclusive: 1,736thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,909thNicest Citizens: 1,973rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,094thMost Secular: 2,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,728thMost Pacifist: 3,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,126thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,630thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,698thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,996thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,430thMost Cultured: 4,526thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,994thBest Weather: 5,081stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,273rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,472ndSafest: 5,810thMost Developed: 5,942ndLargest Governments: 7,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,832ndSmartest Citizens: 8,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,175thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,567thNudest: 10,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,800thHealthiest Citizens: 16,704thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,035th
Most Inclusive: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Pacifist: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionMost Developed: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionSafest: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 282nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 287th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 306th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 357th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 446th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 465th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 473rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 526th in the regionLargest Populations: 617th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 710th in the region

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