by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 316th Most Influential: 516th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,649th
The Drunken Dance Party of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi
Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.968 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.968 billion Aywhyouans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 250 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,526 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and Aywhyou has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 134,545th in the world and 5,823rd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -163.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 316thMost Influential: 516thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,649thMost Inclusive: 1,840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,921stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,048thNicest Citizens: 2,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,211thMost Pacifist: 3,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,677thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,739thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,422ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,540thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,614thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,766thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,801stMost Cultured: 5,016thSafest: 5,050thMost Developed: 5,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,047thBest Weather: 6,150thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,979thTop
Nudest: 8,315thMost Secular: 8,565thLargest Governments: 8,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,959thSmartest Citizens: 9,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,555thLowest Crime Rates: 10,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,127thHighest Drug Use: 14,394th
Most Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionSafest: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionNudest: 190th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 216th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th in the regionMost Secular: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 470th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 483rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 483rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 628th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, Aywhyou has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Aywhyou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, the weather in Westereasterland is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 284 » Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, North Anatnom, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Si-topia, Theorin, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, Jehenna, Sandaoguo, Ridehale, Quiescent, Luddinlande, Techganet, Tsvetania, Kringalia, The naked people, Lotadia, Linguiniland, Farengeto, Wyatonians, Lioniel, Three Rivia Levr, Rebel-topia, Drystar, Darakin, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Japanese Federal Republic, Lambdaland, WTP All the good names are taken, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Centristvill, Bod Wareenaland, FreeFishers, Blahblah2017, Havenfell, Antarctic Empires, Nothanksbutseriously, Escevola, Tsunamy, The Two Jerseys, Ezeleah, Paenoa, Nowa Europa, Curlyhoward, Oxsania, and 234 others.Lost And Found, Avalonica, Larenien, East Sakhlin, Holy Chimerland, Lightmare, Barabarom, Nankyoku Tairiku, Deosdora, Runsiya, Madhonia, Sanden, Dylar, Seliyan progressive Islands, Trelatche, Walenstein, Center Lisle, Pastir, Braavos and Lorath, Utondara, Calistan, Kholdan, Bentwaters, Iristead, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Janapuri, Gymnostan, United States of Vietnam, St Oaks, Noire Denholm, Terranous, Uncastania, Khazadine, Anachronolandia, Wese Zippopiteradgil, La Ascension, Prefesia, Poopisiya, Spazzhole, Ancient Slobovia, Moreana, KIROVET, Cypheri, Sthalrim, Hotdog Bigfoot, Lumpov Hasch, Angevin Britannia, Soem, Yellunstryer, GI-Land, RestartAll, Farelonia, Trinennie, Vincent Field, Enplatia, Brendleton, Phillius, Sedunn, City States Nation, Volaworand, Paranoia, Abarri, North Kanuckistan, Sagada, Ufask, Bandorion, Bergenu, Sonnydesh, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, East India Kompany, Santulanum, Rhetiaa, Vos Dothrak, Fighting Kawi Ninja, European Defense Organization, New Briantown, Saciu, Rosamie, Aguatania, Great Andora, Concrete Slab, Hasilberg, Festdidgea, Northendia, Democratic Parndia, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Memeland12, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Liberated Lambergs, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Jaxon, Lester Crest, Crabius, Isokenzar, Towi Lamia, Potion Seller, The National Corporation, Kerlodia, Hokoan, Spearos, Jamtland-Trondelag, Grimsby town, Elveka, Corgitopiaa, Mona Landia, Macrothea, United Qwebland, Agalaesia, Mirutania, Aneas, Esfalsa, Yakutikov, Crokin, Asdfghuiop, Grouu, Eastern Nyan, Wehraboos, Lincoln Village, Lulliland, A Frog Dimension, NeoConcordia, Neo-Indonesia, Crystal Creation, Tandrea, Atomic Garden, Shengtie, Bluee Land, Yeldarbsland, The Post Humans, Awjan, Xandev, Cuuldere, Freedwanda, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Kandorith, USNE2018, Darbor, Free 69 XD rawr, The Filippinas, Laluna Isle, Stoniamera, Free Republic of Sonora, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Bawtania, Natcatjojo, Maletora, North Winter, New Prenalia, Expar Vallist, West Apotos, Denmani, Gelovia, Kroumos, Ttyxious, Midand, New Eneland, Floofoland, Rascium, Ariankido, Kyraxa, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Phanama, Direwolf1, Whimichy, Americantopia, Myr Nyr, Shema Mitzvah, Uncomfortable nooks and crannies, Dalklo Bayer, Qvait, Staubsaugen, Republitank, Udaron, Namat Sta, PEPEP, East Asylla Pan, Freedoom, Zess, Illinoisan, Qairus, Wimalia, Birdkeeper, Third League of New Kent, Choodox, Mikole, Ostanasia, Wat Blum, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Herbert Island, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Maeiland, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, The Dragon Enclave, North Catimestistrianes, Farrts, Revanial, Akindom, Empire of the Western Woods, Plasitades, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Slenrotros, New Lousara, Sesteran, Changolandia, Qawe, Churumduul, Pays de Loire, Tijanapolis, Chocholand, Novagentum, Milvands, Doomen, Igirasu, Mew Nation, North Erfton, Virs Lagells, Roavin, PenguinPies, The Pacific Ocean Islands, Amerion, Wild Space, Naam, P R of China, and Great Africans.

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