The McShogunate of Azerbaijeriastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Burger Samurai with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.08 billion Gamers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tilted Towers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Epic economy, worth 582 trillion e-whoppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 189,037 e-whoppers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,053,881 per year while the poor average 16,928, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.
Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azerbaijeriastan's national animal is the Azerbaijeriastani raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Azerbaijeriastan password-protected Autonomous States of the Mons Pomona.
- : Azerbaijeriastan removed regional password protection from Autonomous States of the Mons Pomona.
- : Azerbaijeriastan agreed to construct embassies between Autonomous States of the Mons Pomona and Meat.
- : Following new legislation in Azerbaijeriastan, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Azerbaijeriastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Azerbaijeriastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Azerbaijeriastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Azerbaijeriastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Azerbaijeriastan's influence in Autonomous States of the Mons Pomona fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Azerbaijeriastan's influence in Autonomous States of the Mons Pomona fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".