by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 695th Highest Crime Rates: 784th Most Armed: 800th
The McShogunate of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Work makes you free from the rampant gang warfare
Burger Samurai
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.08 billion

CapitalTilted Towers
LeaderBurger Samurai

AnimalAzerbaijeriastani raccoon

The McShogunate of Azerbaijeriastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Burger Samurai with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.08 billion Gamers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tilted Towers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Epic economy, worth 582 trillion e-whoppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 189,037 e-whoppers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,053,881 per year while the poor average 16,928, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azerbaijeriastan's national animal is the Azerbaijeriastani raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azerbaijeriastan is ranked 41,699th in the world and 1st in Autonomous States of the Mons Pomona for Most Developed, scoring 60.25 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 695thHighest Crime Rates: 784thMost Armed: 800thFattest Citizens: 808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,147thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,400thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,441stMost Avoided: 1,570thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,942ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,725thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,742ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,913thLargest Mining Sector: 3,245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,546thRudest Citizens: 4,860thHighest Average Incomes: 6,742ndLargest Insurance Industry: 7,042ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,704thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,052ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,319thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,089thNudest: 13,997thMost Secular: 15,925th

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