by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,970thMost Authoritarian: 4,081stMost Conservative: 4,994th
The Empire of
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Population480 million

CapitalThe Capital

CurrencyTraditional Dollar

The Empire of Azerkaliza is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 480 million Azerkalizans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Azerkalizan economy, worth 20.1 trillion Traditional Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,883 Traditional Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Capital, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azerkaliza's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Azerkaliza is ranked 23,046th in the world and 1,328th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,802.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,970thTop
Most Authoritarian: 4,081stMost Conservative: 4,994thMost Influential: 5,387thTop
Most Extreme: 14,115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,238th
Most Authoritarian: 233rd in the regionMost Extreme: 300th in the regionMost Conservative: 324th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 843rd in the region

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