The Empire of Azerkaliza is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 480 million Azerkalizans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Azerkalizan economy, worth 20.1 trillion Traditional Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,883 Traditional Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Capital, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azerkaliza's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Absurd Memory of Ravendi.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Republic of Votak Matim.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.
- : Azerkaliza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Principia Mathematica.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The United Republics of Moubarakistan.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ihsan.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Azerkaliza, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
- : Azerkaliza was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Andexia.
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