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Rudest Citizens: 950thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,621st
The Constitutional Tsardom of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Great or small, we must do our duty.
Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Azoris

Population14.031 billion

CapitalIssnicia
LeaderTsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen
FaithImperial Truth

CurrencyAureus
AnimalSiberian Wolf

The Constitutional Tsardom of Azoris is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.031 billion Azorisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issnicia. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azorisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,987 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 284,191 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and the Azorisian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime is totally unknown. Azoris's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Azoris is ranked 270,046th in the world and 9,017th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 10.57552795388 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 950thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,769thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,948thLargest Retail Industry: 2,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,778thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,187thMost Cultured: 3,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,788thFattest Citizens: 4,032ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,296thSmartest Citizens: 4,489thHighest Economic Output: 4,766thLargest Governments: 5,357thMost Developed: 5,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,201stHighest Food Quality: 7,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,854thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,947thMost Inclusive: 10,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,149thTop
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Nudest: 16,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,603rdMost Secular: 17,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,960thMost Patriotic: 20,498thMost Armed: 20,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,528thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,439thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,125thMost Politically Free: 26,609thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,717thLargest Populations: 29,043rd
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Rudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Politically Free: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 203rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 222nd in the regionLargest Governments: 248th in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 296th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 379th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 389th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 399th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 434th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 536th in the regionMost Inclusive: 574th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 657th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 672nd in the regionNudest: 707th in the regionMost Extreme: 724th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 799th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 802nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 806th in the regionLargest Populations: 921st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 969th in the regionMost Secular: 1,025th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azoris's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Azoris's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Azoris was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Azoris ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Azoris's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Azoris's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
  • : Azoris was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Azoris ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Azoris's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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