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Most Corrupt Governments: 523rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 615th Largest Insurance Industry: 616th
The Classification of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Security, without liberty, is not freedom.
Emperor Bacon
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.959 billion

CapitalNew Crisp
LeaderEmperor Bacon
FaithEmperor Bacon

CurrencyBacon Buck
AnimalWell-Crisped Strip

The Classification of Baconbacon123 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Bacon with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.959 billion Bacon are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Crisp. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bacon economy, worth a remarkable 4,003 trillion Bacon Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 308,940 Bacon Bucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,016,465 per year while the poor average 70,361, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baconbacon123's national animal is the Well-Crisped Strip, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Bacon.

Baconbacon123 is ranked 9,168th in the world and 21st in New Western Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,065.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 523rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 615thLargest Insurance Industry: 616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 937thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 957thMost Avoided: 979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLargest Retail Industry: 1,073rdMost Devout: 1,120thRudest Citizens: 1,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,478thLargest Mining Sector: 1,502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,539thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,175thLargest Black Market: 2,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,695thMost Influential: 2,725thMost Efficient Economies: 3,103rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,683rdNudest: 4,819thLargest Governments: 5,579thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,181stFattest Citizens: 6,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,626thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,168thLowest Crime Rates: 9,550thSmartest Citizens: 14,524thLargest Populations: 14,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,956th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the region

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