by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 644thMost Influential: 1,044thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,733rd
The Jingoistic States of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Bacon for All!!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.866 billion

LeaderHe of the Bacon Pants

CurrencyTriganic Pu

The Jingoistic States of Baconpants is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by He of the Bacon Pants with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.866 billion Baconpantsers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconcheeseburgh. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baconpantsian economy, worth 227 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,920 Triganic Pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Baconpants's national animal is the Baconator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baconpants is ranked 55,631st in the world and 2,590th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 499.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 644thMost Influential: 1,044thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,733rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,060thMost Pacifist: 3,527thNicest Citizens: 3,940thSafest: 3,947thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,966thHealthiest Citizens: 4,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,043rdMost Inclusive: 5,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,685thSmartest Citizens: 7,889thMost Cultured: 8,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,406thMost Developed: 11,268thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,824thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,931stMost Secular: 15,359thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,206thLowest Crime Rates: 17,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,760thBest Weather: 20,255thHighest Average Incomes: 22,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,174th
Least Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 218th in the regionSafest: 225th in the regionNicest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 250th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 304th in the regionMost Inclusive: 324th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 349th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 380th in the regionMost Influential: 389th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 392nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Cultured: 465th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 649th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionMost Developed: 653rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 751st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 784th in the regionMost Secular: 802nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 868th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baconpants was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
  • : Baconpants was endorsed by The Empire of Sisang.
  • : Following new legislation in Baconpants, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Baconpants, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Baconpants was endorsed by The Empire of Pasargad.
  • : Following new legislation in Baconpants, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Baconpants, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Baconpants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Baconpants, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Baconpants, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 228 » Territorio di Nessuno, Pazair, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Ethnon, Guer Aike, PotatoFarmers, Sunto, Koda-Land, Corfad, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Siwale, Valhalla123, Wineclaw, El Fiji Grande, Orado, Holy Oranz, Dreadton, Viridiann, Interdimensional Zone, Runeda, 1 very fast endotarter, Selfgradatude, Zyvetskistaahn, McMasterdonia, Newpromisedland, Fendlium, Pallaith, Ravendi, Dar es Saalam, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Gnomewatchers, Empy, Malta Comino Gozo, Steampunk Ariel, Sundred, The Iron Lions, New Octicarg, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Votak Matim, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Seenvorland, Kranostav, and 178 others.Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Xagill, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Daiz, Volstokn, Loli County, New Avian, East Akra, Shadowrik, The Stratosphere Islands, Napnomadia, Avemterra, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, United Kahndaq, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, South Almyra, Noahs Second Country, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Wit Noreis, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Dakota Territories, Joodey, KhalChicken, Vexilia, West Hamburg, The Lancerian Empire, The Windmilluminati, Clan Spaniel, Diodone, Crader, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Olofin, Avastate, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Miamington, Zecit, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, The United Capital of Adam, Chukstik Illahi, Unshleepd, Ereena, Wisconsota, Solskjar, Hyphen, Kobagia, Xyrron, Schnuftelland, Maott, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fizban, Zeternia, Astronomical, Prydania, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Sikol, Fluffy Noodles, Saperisole, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Ihsan, Sevinland, Seanat, Cowbridge, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Arichia, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Innocentic, Pokemanland, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Mardessa, Neu-Galicia, Labora, Palisede, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Arlens Apartment, Andexia, Erubetia, Aoncarpa, Heilhum Imperius, Yalkan, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Krazon, Kenaniahistan, WeKnow, Harjad, Tyirza, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Nouvelle-Floride, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Elvoreto, Chips and Guac, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Rozarus, Cosmosplosion, Jestings, Abonland, Sopernia, A Die, A Salmon Named Harold, Republica Guilleana, Smesh, Boston Castle, The Clever Crow, Jerzykowo, Sakusen, Draconian Progression, New Ecronentia, Pigeonstan, Estados Sanikistas Federales, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Religioncord, Lubi Islands, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Arloria, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Caffeinetopia, Venicea, Dai Nippon Yamato, Udoxu, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Pasargad, Sisang, and Imperial Pieserged.

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