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Most Ignorant Citizens: 67thMost Primitive: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 174th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
If i have to choose i will get it wrong
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bad option

Population4.53 billion

CapitalCrumbeling city
LeaderLord high dictator for life
FaithThe great me

CurrencyUsed condom
AnimalBlind mole rat

The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.53 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,297 Used condoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Bad optionian weed picker. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 205,287th in the world and 8,069th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 5.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 67thMost Primitive: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 174thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 221stMost Corrupt Governments: 267thMost Devout: 270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 305thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 343rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 390thFattest Citizens: 406thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 415thMost Subsidized Industry: 576thMost Avoided: 614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 683rdLargest Black Market: 1,015thLargest Mining Sector: 1,136thHighest Crime Rates: 1,212thMost Armed: 1,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,445thHighest Average Incomes: 1,557thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,528thLargest Governments: 3,535thLargest Retail Industry: 3,906thNudest: 4,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,398thRudest Citizens: 7,087thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,208thMost Authoritarian: 9,813thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,145thMost Conservative: 15,593rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 179th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 195th in the regionRudest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 398th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 451st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 608th in the regionLargest Populations: 655th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Bad optionian weed picker.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Bad option was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, people feel the most alone when among peers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.

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