The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, fear of technology, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.373 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 5,627 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 454,793 Used condoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Bad optionian roads, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 5,671^st in the world and 300^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.45 law-abiding acts per hour.