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Nudest: 4,787thMost Influential: 5,218thMost Devout: 6,172nd
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Population1.186 billion

LeaderHillary Clinton
FaithBalaslandian Catholic


The Anime Nation of Balaslandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hillary Clinton with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.186 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming National economy, worth 146 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,573 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, foreign lack of enthusiasm for National nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Balaslandia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Balaslandian Catholic.

Balaslandia is ranked 160,168th in the world and 7,976th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.78 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Nudest: 4,787thMost Influential: 5,218thMost Devout: 6,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,191stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,823rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,527th
Nudest: 176th in the regionMost Devout: 252nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 318th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 320th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 510th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 511th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 646th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 656th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 658th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 822nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 880th in the regionMost Cultured: 894th in the region

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