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Nudest: 5,818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,330thMost Influential: 7,526th
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Population1.749 billion

CapitalNew Balaslandia
FaithBalaslandian Protestant

AnimalBlack Tiger

The I'm not Communist of Balaslandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Payton with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.749 billion Weebs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Balaslandia. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anime economy, worth 231 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,552 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Balaslandia's national animal is the Black Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Balaslandian Protestant.

Balaslandia is ranked 199,101st in the world and 153rd in First World Order for Most Stationary, with 3.13515077128 Days.

Nudest: 5,818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,330thMost Influential: 7,526thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,646thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,116thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,347thTop
Most Secular: 11,322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,230thHighest Average Incomes: 18,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,122ndMost Developed: 20,739th
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the region

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