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Balkan Vojvodina

Population6.452 billion

LeaderKing Nikolas I

AnimalEurasian Beaver

The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Nikolas I with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.452 billion Vojvodinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunberger. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vojvodinian economy, worth 865 trillion Lulkas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,202 Lulkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Balkan Vojvodina's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Balkan Vojvodina is ranked 19,880th in the world and 66th in New Western Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,065.82 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Highest Drug Use: 2,899thFattest Citizens: 3,776thMost Influential: 4,170thRudest Citizens: 4,621stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,652ndLargest Black Market: 6,082ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,556thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,100thMost Efficient Economies: 9,689thMost Devout: 10,250thMost Cultured: 10,593rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,558thMost Armed: 13,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,991stMost Inclusive: 14,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,239thHighest Average Incomes: 18,406thSmartest Citizens: 18,999thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,880thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,307thLargest Governments: 20,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,530thHighest Economic Output: 21,597thMost Developed: 22,152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,523rd
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the region

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