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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,087thFattest Citizens: 6,133rd
The Kingdom of
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Your opinion? Couldn't care less.
King Nikolas I
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Balkan Vojvodina

Population4.986 billion

CapitalBrunberger
LeaderKing Nikolas I
FaithBergenism

CurrencyLulka
AnimalEurasian Beaver

The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Nikolas I with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.986 billion Vojvodinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunberger. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vojvodinian economy, worth 529 trillion Lulkas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 106,294 Lulkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balkan Vojvodina's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bergenism.

Balkan Vojvodina is ranked 22,267th in the world and 63rd in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,092.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,087thFattest Citizens: 6,133rdLargest Black Market: 9,360thMost Devout: 9,631stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,104thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,306thMost Cultured: 11,723rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,554thMost Influential: 15,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,921stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,011thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,251stMost Efficient Economies: 18,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,625thMost Developed: 18,828th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the region

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