The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.473 billion Balzarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 88.2%.
The all-consuming Balzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion balzans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,513 balzans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Balzarian sovereign territory, and there is something rotten in the state of Balzaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of Geektopia.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Kohland.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Principia Mathematica.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ihsan.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Holy Blue Oceans of Simone Republic.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Andexia.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Republic of Cucuville.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Ultra777.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Undying Absolutist Kingdom of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Buckhem.
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