Population | 23.845 billion |
Capital | Plantána |
Leader | Sengud Fuerza |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Banana |
Animal | Chocolate milk |
The Federal Banana Republic of Banana Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sengud Fuerza with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 23.845 billion Bananamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plantána. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bananish economy, worth a remarkable 4,572 trillion Bananas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,763 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banana Federation's national animal is the Chocolate milk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Banana Federation is ranked 2,271st in the world and 1st in Moneylania for Most Stationary, with 3,982.7057844 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Banana Federation agreed to construct embassies between Moneylania and One Collective Brain Cell.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Banana Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.