by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,814th
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Population6.051 billion

LeaderHRH King Frank Le Eota


The Principality of Bananaaaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRH King Frank Le Eota with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.051 billion Bananaaaaas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odingar­r. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bananaaaa economy, worth 539 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,109 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananaaaaa's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bananaaaaa is ranked 14,815th in the world and 784th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.62 Years.

Most Influential: 1,802ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,814thBest Weather: 8,867thMost Cultured: 9,048thLowest Crime Rates: 9,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,959thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,826thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,956thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,325thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,576thMost Developed: 11,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,859thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,815thNicest Citizens: 15,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,708thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,232ndMost Inclusive: 19,142ndLargest Governments: 19,830thSmartest Citizens: 20,069thHealthiest Citizens: 20,210th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439th in the regionMost Cultured: 442nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 464th in the regionBest Weather: 476th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 488th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 516th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 527th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 538th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 559th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 573rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 573rd in the regionMost Developed: 659th in the regionMost Influential: 667th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 761st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 784th in the regionNicest Citizens: 829th in the regionLargest Populations: 837th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 842nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 916th in the regionLargest Governments: 937th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 951st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 989th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 995th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,015th in the region

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