Population | 28.502 billion |
Leader | Col Buford Butler |
Faith | Bananabaptist |
Currency | peel |
Animal | monkey |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Bananabama is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Col Buford Butler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.502 billion Bananabamen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.
The strong Bananabaman economy, worth 989 trillion peels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 34,732 peels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 98,667 per year while the poor average 9,763, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, Bananabaptist has been named as Bananabama's national religion, the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bananabama's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananabaptist.
Bananabama is ranked 8,277th in the world and 2nd in Alabama for Most Stationary, with 2,600.13671785588 days.
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- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Bananabama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.